big fat sonnet : brent mitchell

Big Fat Sonnet

Buck the hungry trucker’s brother Chuck
Aint got no butt, just a hole in his back.
Chuck looks nothing like his big brother Buck.
Chuck is thin as a greyhound strung out on smack.
Buck the hungry trucker does not drive.
His brother trucker Chuck makes bucks drivin Buck’s butt.
He hauls Hungry Buck day and night;
for, it is Hungry Buck’s butt that powers the truck
with combustible gases Buck’s ass produces
–the lucrative fruits of Buck’s boundless appetites.
His flatulence could power a country the size of Belarus.
So, Exxon and BP are bidding for rights

to give Buck’s productions an international market role
and build a pipe line from Belarus to Buck’s butt hole.

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